A weird-ass Mad lib or 2: [0r 55]

[Random]

One day while I was Swim in the Kitchen a Sexy Beast Kenny Mckormick fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the Sofa and knocked over the Poster. Then it ran out the door into the Living Room and Swim a Socks off the Bean Bag Chair. It then knocked a glass of Dr. pepper off the coffee table. After 7 minutes of chasing the Kenny Mckormick through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest Plushie

[Personal Ad]

I enjoy long, Love walks on the beach, getting Walked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Hairballs. I really like piña coladas mixed with Dr. Pepper, and romantic, candle-lit Cats. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Eminem. I travel frequently, especially to New Mexico, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Doctor.) I am looking for Jacket and beauty in the form of a American goddess. She should have the physique of Taylor Swift and the Wolf of Nikki. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my video games. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 8 days ago, and I have since become more Cold.

[Letter From Camp]

Dear Auntie,
I am having a(n) colorful time at camp. The counselour is Attack and the food is Whoa. I met EDDIE GRIFFIN! OMG and we became Pretty Woman friends. Unfortunately, EDDIE GRIFFIN! OMG is Soft and I Wished my Leg so we couldn`t go Swimming like everybody else. I need more Uber Pwnages and a Ipod sharpener, so please Wonderingly Kill more when you Tell your friend, tell your dad, tell your mom back.
Your Dad,
Jason x 5

[Dream Man]

My "Dream Man" should, first of all be very Hunk and Nice. He should have a physique like Kid Rock, a profile like Jay-z, and the intelligence of a/an Wolf. He must be polite and must always remember to Run my Letter, to tip his Dolphin and to take my Chest when crossing the street. He should move Joyfully, have a/an Salty and Ocean voice, and should always dress trappedly. I would also like him to be a/an WUT dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Damn right, it's better than yours. nothings into my butt and hold my Smooth Shake Rock. I know a/an Star is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Bill from Kill Bill

[Love Letter]
Dear Butters Stoch,

You are extremly boiling and I RUN, LITTLE PIGGY HAHA you! I want kiss your Hands 50 times. You make my Heart Fart burn with desire. When I first saw you, I insanely stared at you and fell in love. Will you beautiful chunks out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, bottoms are just jealous.

Yours forever, Your best friend and pal, Free credit report.com guy

[War]

It was during the battle of Bar when I was running through a anniversary when a Bullshit went off right next to my platoon. Our Officer yelled for us to Die to the nearest Georgia we could find. When we got to the Georgia we Wished to start a fire. As we were starting the fire the enemy saw the captain from the fire and started whining risks at us. we all quickly ducked behind the air at the Georgia and returned fire. we quickly eliminated the enemy and were HAPPY, sappy. that we had won the battle.

Those. Are. Dayum funny!!!


Seriously. try not to laugh at at least one of them. xD